What type of agency personality Profile are you?

...use one of the
three USB
key backups.

...perform an improvised
dadaist play
using only mime.

...Text someone in the
office to set the fire
alarm off.

...wheel out the big guns.
Send the CEO, ECD etc
to schmooz them.

...accept that it might be
a good opportunity
to re-impress them.

...send them hate mail.

...Go in with a genuinely
collaborative, team
attitude.

...Flick rubber bands at
your agency oppo’s and
pile into the lunch buffet
before anyone else.

...Watch reruns of House
of Cards so you’re
tooled up for snarky
political point-scoring.

...Prepare a detailed,
honest self-appraisal
and a 5-point
development plan.

...Put your feet on the
table and open with, "So,
what’s my pay rise?"

...Ensure bribes and
threats dished out to
your colleagues for
favourable feedback
pay off.

...Take them under your
wing, provide regular
feedback and hearty
encouragement.

...Start a whispering
campaign that they’re
"starting to make us all
look bad".

...Demean and
undermine them
constantly until, broken,
they skulk away to the
job centre.

...Thoroughly review the
materials to ensure you
get the most out of it.

...Take a shine to one of
the delegates and
focus all effort on
getting them into bed.

...Ply your course-mates
with booze and pump
them for embarrassing
secrets/ammunition.

...Turn up fully-armed
with insights to raise
and engage in the lively
debate.

...Saunter in at the last
minute and wing it
during the debates to
show off to the client.

...Go to one session then
take the client out on
the piss for the rest of
the day.